Alex Mallory: YA author, YouTube monkey watcher, loose cannon. (Not really.) Home at http://alexmallorybooks.comTumblr (3.0; @alexmallory)http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9s2akMuQ1qfansjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luthienthye.tumblr.com/post/31445206558/holyrood-church-and-lawn-woods-swindon">luthienthye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pinterest.com/pin/199425089720549287/">Holyrood Church, and Lawn Woods, Swindon.</a></p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/31488633805http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/31488633805Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:31:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg065D7MS1qa1tcuo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg065D7MS1qa1tcuo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ot-dl.tumblr.com/post/27645931553">ot-dl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writeyourheart-out.tumblr.com/post/17319554227/johnny-galecki-regarding-rumors-about-him-being">writeyourheart-out</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.</small></p> </blockquote> <p>This is one of the best statements given by an actor.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will always reblog this. Smartest answer EVER.</p> </blockquote> <p>Awesome, perfect answer.</p>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/30271693531http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/30271693531Sun, 26 Aug 2012 18:26:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m813yjcV9V1r0sl2ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/30271549757http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/30271549757Sun, 26 Aug 2012 18:24:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m821f5iU4e1ryse89o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>A wedding photographer took this picture from a rooftop to get a bird’s eye view of a wedding in progress. Something seemed odd about the balcony in the top right portion of the photograph.</p> <p>This is what the photographer found when they zoomed in.</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rmwkyYnB1qzvza8.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/29825914682http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/29825914682Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:13:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nl9fTDMm1qi9p54o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/29825801375http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/29825801375Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:09:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rf3ebPMq1qewgplo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hndollar.tumblr.com/post/29423758368/sigh-i-love-this-man-stately-and-dignified">hndollar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*<em>Sigh</em>*  I love this man.  Stately and dignified one minute, engulfed in plastic balls the next.</p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/29825796310http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/29825796310Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:09:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6oa76GooJ1rzx3umo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afineandprivateplace.tumblr.com/post/26542082045/rouen-cathedral-by-sean-leahy">afineandprivateplace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rouen Cathedral by Sean Leahy</p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/29825768786http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/29825768786Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:08:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62gimaMmq1qhllzho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strangephenomena.tumblr.com/post/25709561271/photography-by-katerina-bodrunova">strangephenomena</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://500px.com/photo/512121">Photography by Katerina Bodrunova</a></p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/26593989845http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/26593989845Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:40:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4it2Gn4A1qegasto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ornamentedbeing.tumblr.com/post/14151794529">ornamentedbeing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Secret poison case disguised as a book, 17th century</span></p> <p><span>I have no idea where it’s from but it’s pretty amazing.</span></p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/26593839886http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/26593839886Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:38:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5m0auIxNP1qfzbpyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/26593825458http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/26593825458Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:37:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m294n9i1CR1qdv42bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rubyvroom.tumblr.com/post/23549218367/fuckyeahbookarts-best-super-villain-plan">rubyvroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahbookarts.tumblr.com/post/23543743344/best-super-villain-plan-ever">fuckyeahbookarts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Best super villain plan ever.”</p> </blockquote> <p>and/or best Superhero. </p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23738965351http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23738965351Fri, 25 May 2012 12:45:38 -0400“By the time he turned 5, Michael had developed an uncanny ability to switch from full-blown anger to moments of pure rationality or calculated charm — a facility that Anne describes as deeply unsettling. “You never know when you’re going to see a proper emotion,” she said. She recalled one argument, over a homework assignment, when Michael shrieked and wept as she tried to reason with him. “I said: ‘Michael, remember the brainstorming we did yesterday? All you have to do is take your thoughts from that and turn them into sentences, and you’re done!’ He’s still screaming bloody murder, so I say, ‘Michael, I thought we brainstormed so we could avoid all this drama today.’ He stopped dead, in the middle of the screaming, turned to me and said in this flat, adult voice, ‘Well, you didn’t think that through very clearly then, did you?’ ””<br/><br/> - <em><p>Terrifying.</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=3&pagewanted=all">This kid</a> is a total sociopath. (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newsweek.tumblr.com/">newsweek</a>)</p> </blockquote></em>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23738791361http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23738791361Fri, 25 May 2012 12:41:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dxjgt1ie1qzs5cqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newsweek.tumblr.com/post/23500437839/its-kind-of-hard-to-see-whats-going-on-here-but">newsweek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s kind of hard to see what’s going on here, but look closely. It’s a pic of the eclipse seen on a garage door in the Bay Area, and the leaves on a tree have formed hundreds of pinhole cameras. (<a href="http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/05/the-view-from-your-eclipse-ctd.html">h/t Andrew Sullivan’s blog</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23526942718http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23526942718Mon, 21 May 2012 23:57:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47mw8QEL61qjnhqgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23424271369http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23424271369Sun, 20 May 2012 13:38:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44rgx8prZ1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl0winonmedicinal.tumblr.com/post/23214368525/some-shit-is-about-to-go-down">bl0winonmedicinal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>some shit is about to go down</p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23424181839http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23424181839Sun, 20 May 2012 13:36:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3eol7tBch1r3k73wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23311771123http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23311771123Fri, 18 May 2012 18:17:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48c54OVvv1qzqoygo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scottryantracey.tumblr.com/post/23303077753/i-feel-like-i-should-caption-this-did-you-guys">scottryantracey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I feel like I should caption this: did you guys know I started a sandwich shop?</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/23302222009/perfect">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Perfect.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23311755398http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/23311755398Fri, 18 May 2012 18:17:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kpjyJlBV1qzpclxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://streetsofdublin.tumblr.com/post/22479054858/the-follies-all-of-which-are-in-very-poor">streetsofdublin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/infomatique/6999874494/" title="The follies (all of which are in very poor condition) In St. Anne's Park">The follies (all of which are in very poor condition) In St. Anne’s Park</a> on Flickr.</p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/22866095149http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/22866095149Fri, 11 May 2012 19:20:39 -0400“You don’t get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd.”<br/><br/> - <em><strong>Neil Gaiman</strong> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amandaonwriting.tumblr.com/">amandaonwriting</a>)</em>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/22625961555http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/22625961555Mon, 07 May 2012 21:32:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7vi1451Y1qe4xqxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattmarblo.tumblr.com/post/17415132765/anyone-in-the-mood-for-some-bad-puns">mattmarblo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Anyone in the mood for some bad puns?</p> </blockquote>http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/21779988472http://alexmallory.tumblr.com/post/21779988472Wed, 25 Apr 2012 08:51:27 -0400